Dear Squirrel,

I am writing to inform you that I have been watching you.

I am quite disappointed in you. Your blatant disregard for the seriousness of both projectile, and chemical warfare has left me no choice. I must now take you in a serious manor.

I have fortified the seeds. Using the ancient method of coiled wire.

I look forward to the continuation of this war. And the atrocities that it might bring.

Sincerely, the giver of seeds.